his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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