i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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