I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Randomize