why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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