i don't plan on having that self control this summer
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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