I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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