your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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