Wat do u mean how?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.