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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer

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• (239): View more from Florida

  they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out

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• (914): View more from New York

  There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.

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• (415): View more from California

  He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished

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• (585): View more from New York

  Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered

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• (607): View more from New York

  I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.

  (1-607): View more from New York

  Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  "just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?

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  dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems

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