This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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