I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I cut my penus on the lid.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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