i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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