so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My Higher Power is John Stamos
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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