quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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