im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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