Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We don't watch enough power rangers
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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