so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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