But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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