I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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