so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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