Whod you bang
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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