U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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