So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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