Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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