There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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