why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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