I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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