You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
