Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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