sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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