That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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