Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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