scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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