so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Randomize
