Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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