we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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