Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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