he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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