And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians