after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.