just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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