I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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