why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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