When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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