Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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