I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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