that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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