i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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