Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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