why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Such a big mess for such a small penis
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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