She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
this hospital has no fireball
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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