I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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