i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
dude. I can hear the air.
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