its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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