I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
handjob tips. give me some.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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