Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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