We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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